I want to go to the Grand Daddy. Words I never expected to say, but get a load of this. A hotel in Cape Town with a gussied up trailer park on its roof overlooking table mountain. Wow. There are seven Airstream suites, each one interior decorated by different local artists (in a slightly crazy fashion, but still) and each with its own front garden and mail box. The trailer park-in-the-sky even has its own bar / restaurant and outdoor cinema. The Dorothy, top left, is the caravan I’d most likely get to sleep in. Although the hotel website makes a strong case for the Goldilocks and the Three Bears (bottom). Apparently, ‘adults will appreciate the more obscure interpretations like the dress up bear suit and naughty bear humour.’ Um, okay.

How long until someone nicks this idea for a hotel in the UK? Nick Jones, I’m looking at you.