Total bile

This just in via Vogue’s March issue… Ladies must have Total Style. You too, can have Total Style. How?

Step 1. Have fabulous house. Have fancy job and/or life titles. Examples – chatelaine and festival director, fashion-shoot producer and tv presenter…

Step 2: Abandon all ideas of wearing your slouchies around the house. Get your best threads on. Extra points if your dogs are in avantegarde pet-wear… 

Step 3: So you still love boho? Don’t worry about it. You’re still winning, just make sure your face says so.

Hope you’re now feeling as fabulous as I am.

7 Responses to “Total bile”

  1. Susan Taylor
    February 9, 2011 at 10:53 am #

    Sssssssh don’t interrupt me, I am building a huge Papier Mache elephant to hang in my lounge, sorry Orangerie, beside my antique watering cans/whatever they are [middle spread]. I only hope I don’t get any on my old red trackies, sorry, I meant my medieval frock.

    • myfriendshouse
      February 9, 2011 at 10:44 pm #

      Oh dear, do you have to build you own papier mache elephants? All the ones in the My Friend’s House hunting lodge were made for us by an amusing artisan in the village. x

  2. debra finn
    February 9, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

    LOL – so true – even the Guardian mags weekender was uber rich with 3 houses including french ski chalet etc last weekend. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/feb/05/weekender-jan-scott-interior-designer. *slits wrists at own inadequacy*

  3. margarita
    February 9, 2011 at 8:53 pm #

    haha…you guys are becoming such a bad influence on me haha…if they came to take photos of me and my house right now they will run away as far as they could, I could not be less stylist than this and my studio looks like a trolls cave. Anyway I totally get you, I keep seeing more and more of this articles popping up everywhere, I guess blogs are to blame for. Love your writing!! Lets do a magazine where people look normal and their houses are just as they are!!

  4. Hannah
    February 10, 2011 at 10:35 am #

    Hello, just found your blog and this post made me chuckle! I was recently contacted by an interiors writer via etsy asking if I would be up for my home to be featured in a mag… I was quite excited until I realised they would actually come to my teeny one bedroom flat, see the mouldy bathroom, overgrown garden and general chaos as I attempt to decorate on a few pounds, and likely run a mile!
    As much as I like them for inspiration, these articles can sometimes make you real really quite s**t!
    Great blog!

  5. That's Not My Age
    February 13, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    Excellent stuff! Perhaps they should re-name this feature Totally Unachievable Style.

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