Is this the home you got with your interest-free loan off your millionaire mate back in the 90’s?

And is that not one, but two pine mirrors? Here’s hoping you raise enough in book sales to get some interior decorating advice. Looks like you’ve tried to style up the fire-free mantlepiece there, but it’s gone a bit wrong where the edges of the picture and mirror frames line up. All in all this is a look that says bed-sit. Not very Notting Hill.

I’m giving this a rating of…Travesty!