Keeping your doors and windows locked this Halloween? Hiding behind the sofa when the local rough kids ring your doorbell? Don’t think you’re going to be safe just because you’re at home. Sometimes there is nothing more chilling than a bit of contemporary interior design. Do you dare take our haunted house tour?

Exhibit A: Part seance, part electrocution, this is the last table we’d want to be sitting at for dinner. Insane outsider art on the walls, exposed venting and a demented, dangling forest of wires and bulbs… this could be the set for the latest SAW movie.

Exhibit B: This much celebrated ceiling light manages to take beautiful elements and twist them into a phobics nightmare… whether your phobia is arachnid or Anglepoise, it’s freaky.

But the ultimate in frightening interior design has got be something – anything – by the Campana Brothers. Cousin It style lights, the Sofa from The Black Lagoon, and a couple of crazy kitsch chairs that would look right at home in a pervert’s basement… their fabulous design aesthetic is a boundary-pushing, knicker-wetting fright fest. We’re sleeping with the lights on…