A letter to Toast
Dear Toast
Please stop taunting me with your tiny, perfect, exactly-what-I’m-looking-for-in-a-rug, ‘mats’.
75 x 150cm of herringbone weave is useful to no man. Please, just make them a lot bigger (for example 180 x 200cm).
Yours sincerely
Jill
Nice “mat” though. How about a pair?
A pair looks good, but is maybe not as practical for the clumsier individual (me) for whom tripping is a daily problem.